The following stories are not for the faint of heart...
First, to make a long story short...when we were living in Logan, and Chris was still in school and Austin was about three he picked up a random coke bottle and drank the contents. He proceeded gagging and throwing up. When I looked to see what he actually drank it was someones left-over chew spit! No, I am not joking, that is really what it was.
Has your stomach stopped turning?
Well, up until now, I thought there was possibly nothing more disgusting than that. Even what I am about to tell you only comes close to topping it.
My sweet little Asher loves to get into everything right now. And I mean everything! My other sweet little child, Abigail, who is still trying to learn the "ins and outs" of potty-training, forgot to flush the toilet after going poo. Well, you can see where this is going. We found Asher with his hands in the potty and toilet paper in his mouth! No, I am not exaggerating. I only wish I was. How do you clean poo out of a baby's mouth?
Both stories completely disgusting but in completely different ways!
Did I mention that Asher means "happy." I have resorted to calling him my "happy" monster. Because every time he is getting into something he looks at me and giggles. Yes, my 8 month old giggles at me.
Sorry folks, no pictures with this one! :)
5 comments:
Thats really gross! poor baby , hopefully he doesnt get ecoli poisoning!
Oh my... I remember grabbing the bottle away from Austin that day at the bridge comp. Sooo gross! But, yes- this new story totally TOPS the first one on the gross scale! Yuck!
I'm okay with no pictures!
Oh my!!! That's crazy!!!!!!!!!! Love the post:)
Yuck! We've had some gross episodes, but nothing that gross! Wow! (BTW - I commented just barely on your last post about Asher).
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